Top 10 Reasons I Love Armageddon
After reading a book that was recommended to me recently, it brought up all these fears about the end of the world. I was brought up Jehovah’s Witness and aside from the pain of having doors slammed in my face as a child, the worst pain was of constantly living in fear of God and the end of the World. Well, as I lay in bed after reading this book, I decided I was going to flip this thing on it’s ear and I came up with the top ten reasons I love Armageddon:
10. No More Taxes
9. No More Mondays
8. No More Dentist Visits
7. No More Fruitcake
6. No More DMV Lines
5. No More Thin Toilet Paper in Public Restrooms
4. No More Hemeroid Commercials
3. No More Lawyers
2. No More Telemarketers
And the Number One Reason I love Armageddon:
1. No More Prostate Exams!
I’ve found one of the best ways to make something less scary and take away it’s power is to look at it with my eyes wide open and laugh at it. If you’d like to experience more inappropriate laughter, check out Monkey Minds on EnergyTalkRadio.com.